Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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