i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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