sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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