it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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