Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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