I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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