i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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