She said her name was "party"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize