these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to have your abortion
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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