CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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