return my video game
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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