guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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