My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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