The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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