Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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