oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She said her name was "party"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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