The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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