i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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