Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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