I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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