I met the friendliest cop last night
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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