ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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