I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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