no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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