Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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