at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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