need another drink. this is the easiest way
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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