some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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