so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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