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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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