I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize