It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i now understand why vodka
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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