let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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