Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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