Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Shame is for Republicans.
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