Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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