Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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