I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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