I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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