so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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