I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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