I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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