the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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