why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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