There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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