Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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