just tell him i said nine months
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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