I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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