So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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