I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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